The Hotel and Wife!

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high, you might want to consider this:

My wife and I are traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George . After almost eleven hours on the road, we were too tired to continue, and

decide to take a room, but we only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When we checked out four hours later, the desk clerk hands us a bill for $350.00.

I explode and demand to know why the charge is so high. I tell the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00.
Then the clerk tells me that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'. I insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to me, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for us to use.
"But we didn't use them." 
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.

He goes on to explain we could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous.
"We have the best entertainers from New York, Hollywood, and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows."
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, I reply, "But we didn't use it!".

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually I gave up and agreed to pay.  I write a check and give it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
"But sir, this check is only made out for $50.00."
"That's correct, as I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.

"Well, too bad, she was here, and you could have."

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies?" he responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males and 2 females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can and

 

2 were on the phone."

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Reverse ATM PIN?

The recent tragedy of a young woman being kidnapped and eventually killed, after she had repeatedly given the kidnapper a wrong pin to her ATM card.
If she knew the method below, she could have been saved. So I think it is important that you should remember this working method.
If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your PIN # in reverse. For example, if your PIN number is (1234) then you would put in (4321).
The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM Card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to  the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
This information was recently broadcasted on FOX TV and it states that it is seldom used because people do not know it exists.
PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG.

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