A Loan at New York City Bank!

>> Friday, January 8, 2010

A new twist to an old joke

A Vietnamese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks
for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Vietnam & China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Vietnamese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.


The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Vietnamese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Vietnamese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire.
What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?

The Vietnamese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return?





11 comments:

bill January 13, 2010 at 10:04 AM  

that was great and living in long island i totally understand. loved it!

Affections January 13, 2010 at 10:56 AM  

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GooTAR January 14, 2010 at 7:21 PM  

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GooTAR January 14, 2010 at 7:22 PM  

Thanks for comment on GooTAR Blog Music Video
Hope to see you again too.

Affections January 14, 2010 at 10:12 PM  

Thanks GooTar for being here with us.

www.dailyridiculous.com January 16, 2010 at 11:05 AM  

haha!

Good joke and extremely true.

Affections January 16, 2010 at 11:10 AM  

Thanks www.dailyridiculous.com for your kind comment.

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Affection January 21, 2010 at 9:05 AM  

Thanks vineshkumar for visiting us today. I hope you will come back to us again.

Affection February 19, 2010 at 5:11 PM  

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Bad Credit Auto Loans August 3, 2010 at 11:39 AM  

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