Moral #2: Knowledge is everything

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. 
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father,  remember Psalm 129?'. The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears,  he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun  once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'. The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his way back to the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129 and it said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:

If you inherited a well of knowledge, you might not miss a great opportunity.

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You got Male!

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom  and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

……………  You got Male! ……………  

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